A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.

Keep this simple mantra in mind: “I am always wrong.

Whatever you give a WOMAN, she’s going to MULTIPLY.

Give her a SPERM, she’ll give you a BABY.
Give her a HOUSE, she’ll give you a HOME.
Give her a SMILE, she’ll give you her HEART.

Give her a CRAP, you can expect a ton of s***.

You’re only the best I’ve ever had. You don’t want me back. You’re just the best I’ve ever had. So you stole my world. Now I’m just a phony …